Comment Vigilante. I like that.

There's actually a ton of situations I could insert myself into, defending the innocent from attacks in comments sections, or something like that. Perhaps it would be best to go the "masked vigilante" route, starting an anonymous account. I could pass myself off as an entitled spoilt billionaire by day, but by night prowl the comments sections, lying in wait. "Simon Dillon" could become my Bruce Wayne persona. If I believe I'm an entitled spoilt billionaire, perhaps that will really happen. I believe in myself. I know you believe in me too, so together we're unstoppable. The money will come flooding in. (I'll cut you in for a percentage.)

Wow. Currently staring at the vanguard of that train of thought...