Countdowns? Paparazzi trying to get upskirt shots? I’m so pleased I’m ignorant of all this idiocy. It sounds thoroughly wretched.

Still, such distasteful media behaviour is a separate issue, to my mind. As is pornography. As far as consenting adult relationships are concerned, I still think it’s none of my business, no matter what the age gap. However unpalatable it may be to third parties, it really is between the two of them.