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Dillon Picks February 2022
The Dillon Empire separates Medium wheat from chaff.
From the scrolls of Sarah the Seer, Prophet to the Medium Faithful during the Great Darkness preceding the mighty and terrible Day of the Dillon:
“It shall come to pass, in the seventh millennium of time, that the Dillon Empire will send forth its gaze unto the shadow realms of Medium. And there shall be gathered unto the Empire those writers whose hearts are noble and true; the remnant who stand their ground in the face unrelenting hustle porn, listicular vapidity, professional offence, virtue-signalling, pseudo-activism, earnings humble-brags, and useless advice from those with no experience whatsoever. These faithful few, consistently placing their writing with courage and fortitude amid the avalanche of the insufferable, shall be accounted worthy of mention in the monthly chronicles of Dillon Picks.”
Today, in your presence, the prophecies of Sarah the Seer are fulfilled. Those whose names are mentioned herein shall ascend to great heights of favour with the Dillon Empire. For I was online, and you gave me something to read. I was scrolling and you caught my eye. I was eager for entertainment, and you entertained me. I needed to laugh, and your writing brought forth giggles. I thirsted for knowledge, and you informed me. I needed to feel, and you moved me.