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Dillon Picks May 2022
The Dillon Empire divides sheep from goats in this month’s round-up of hallowed highlights.
Once again, the Dillon Empire has assigned me, Reginald the Rigorous, Secretary to His Imperial Majesty Emperor Simon Dillon, to compile and present this month’s selection of Medium articles deemed worthy for inclusion within the hallowed columns of Dillon Picks. I am pleased to report my efforts last month found favour with the Emperor. Furthermore, your kindly endorsement of my presentation proved instrumental his allowing me to continue in this endeavour, rather than being reassigned to dust DVD and Blu Ray cases within the Fortress Dillon film library.
Life at Fortress Dillon remains busy, with my master busy refining the laws of the New Order for once he is world dictator. These laws include a prohibition on anyone being forced to wear a tie, use of the stocks for those who use phones in cinemas (I managed to dissuade the Emperor from making this a capital crime), and the reintroduction of trial by combat for those claiming traffic wardens have issued unfair parking fines.
All of which means the Emperor is not only unavailable to write this introduction, but has also been unavailable to make a final selection. Instead, he sent me a shortlist from which I have drawn a list of final candidates. Being…