Firstly, the Dillon Empire officially endorses hoarding, so full support for the spirit of this article.

Secondly, I have particular fondness for my more darkly comic T-shirts, some of which were deemed "offensive" by people at my former place of work. Luckily, in those days, my immediate boss (the co-founder of the company) thought they were hilarious, and essentially told HR to piss off. Hahahahaha! Happy memories.

These days, my children get a great kick out of "Daddy's offensive t-shirts". I set such a good example as a parent.