Flawless logic. If I were American, you would have convinced me to vote Republican. - Simon Dillon - Medium

Don’t Sexually Assault a Man in Home Depot Unless You’re a Mom

Amy Sea

May 11

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Flawless logic. If I were American, you would have convinced me to vote Republican.

Simon Dillon

Written by Simon Dillon

Novelist and Short Story-ist. Film and Book Lover. If you cut me, I bleed celluloid and paper pulp. Blog: www.simondillonbooks.wordpress.com

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