Simon Dillon
Oct 18, 2022

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Ghosting hurts. These women need to consider your feelings too. It's not all about them.

Perhaps take a different approach. Rather than rely on social media for dates and hook-ups, the best way to find a woman is to capture one in a raid from a Viking longboat. Sometimes the old ways are the best ways. Ditch social media, and invest in a longboat, weapons, and historically inaccurate horned helmets. Then head for the Northumbrian coast (a traditionally favoured Viking destination).

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Simon Dillon
Simon Dillon

Written by Simon Dillon

Novelist and Short Story-ist. Film and Book Lover. If you cut me, I bleed celluloid and paper pulp. Blog: www.simondillonbooks.wordpress.com

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