Hahahaha! I assume that's rhetorical? I have another ten or so novels waiting in the wings, in various states of disrepair (from first draft to fully polished). I didn't include everything published in this list either (for example, I left out Infestion: A Horror Anthology - a collection of my horror shorts - and I've just realised I omitted my romantic drama Love vs Honour). Anyway, thank you for taking a look at my work. :)