Hahahahaha! Reminds me of a time as a child when a friend and I sneaked into a junk yard to climb on wrecked cars and generally mess around. We heard really loud barking and legged it back out and over the fence, only to turn round and see we'd been chased out of our trespassing misdemeanour by a tiny sausage dog.

And yes, Ken is all wrong for Barbie, I quite agree. :)