Hahahahaha!

In an attempt to bring some #notallwomen into all this amusing stereotyping, my wife has always been utterly derisive of Valentine's Day, and always tells me not to bother with it. I do something for her every year regardless, because I'm much more of a hopeless romantic than she is, but our proper lovey-dovey celebrations occur elsewhere in February (it includes anniversaries both of our wedding and the day we met). She values the latter a lot more. :)