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I performed a brilliant jump to the left and a flawless step to the right, but when I spun into an incredible pelvic thrust I saw my UPS delivery guy leaning against the wall, staring at me with a combination of amusement and disbelief. I had forgotten I had delivery scheduled that day. Damn it.
Paul Combs
Simon Dillon
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Novelist and Short Story-ist. Film and Book Lover. If you cut me, I bleed celluloid and paper pulp. Blog: www.simondillonbooks.wordpress.com
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