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…er than I can even imagine being. He even looks cool eating popcorn, which is basically impossible. When I eat popcorn, I subconsciously roll it around in my hand in a motion that is — as my wife explains it — masturbatory. Which is another way of saying “not cool.”
Eric Pierce
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Novelist and Short Story-ist. Film and Book Lover. If you cut me, I bleed celluloid and paper pulp. Blog: www.simondillonbooks.wordpress.com
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