Hahahahaha! I know this is fact-based. :)

I spun around facing the front of the store and was midway into a pelvic thrust before I realized the UPS delivery guy was standing just inside the store, staring at me wide-eyed. I tried unsuccessfully to move seamlessly from thrust to walk, at which point he started laughing …
An Ill-Timed Jump to the Left in the Bookstore
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Simon Dillon
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Aug 30, 2023
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Written by Simon Dillon
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Novelist and Short Story-ist. Film and Book Lover. If you cut me, I bleed celluloid and paper pulp. Blog: www.simondillonbooks.wordpress.com
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