Hahahahaha! If you ever visit, I'll prepare you some great human food. :)

My ex-husband John was lucky to get half the attention, and I rarely fed him because I don’t really know how to prepare human food.
Don’t Be Dense, Having Pets Means Making Plans
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Hahahahaha! If you ever visit, I'll prepare you some great human food. :)
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Written by Simon Dillon
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Novelist and Short Story-ist. Film and Book Lover. If you cut me, I bleed celluloid and paper pulp. Blog: www.simondillonbooks.wordpress.com
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