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…id cream so she doesn’t have to feel awkward when the cashier makes deep and meaningful eye contact knowing without a shadow of a doubt how incredibly itchy her asshole is at that very moment and I will send that shit to everyone I know.
Lindsay Rae Brown
Simon Dillon
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Novelist and Short Story-ist. Film and Book Lover. If you cut me, I bleed celluloid and paper pulp. Blog: www.simondillonbooks.wordpress.com
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