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Just kidding. The noble thing to do would be to grab the nearest shotgun and blow out your rapidly disintegrating grey matter. If you lack the cojones for that, then ask someone else to take care of you, preferably a close friend or family member so that they can carry around an appropriate level of guilt for the rest of their lives. You deserve that much.
Patrick Metzger
Simon Dillon
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Novelist and Short Story-ist. Film and Book Lover. If you cut me, I bleed celluloid and paper pulp. Blog: www.simondillonbooks.wordpress.com
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