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…many frozen turkeys to choose from. His dick was so hard it was hurting him. He had to do something! But he couldn’t masturbate in the middle of Walmart — it wouldn’t be appropriate. He would have to wait to be home to fuck the frozen poultry silly.”
Smillew Rahcuef
Simon Dillon
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Hahahahahaha! Amazing.
Novelist and Short Story-ist. Film and Book Lover. If you cut me, I bleed celluloid and paper pulp. Blog: www.simondillonbooks.wordpress.com
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