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“We’re going to keep everything that’s great about Christmas — the materialism, the commercialization, the data-mining opportunities — while trimming back on things like caroling, selflessness, and baby Jesus that really don’t add value to the franchise.”

Santa Claus To Retire, Bezos To Take Over Christmas
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Simon Dillon
Simon Dillon

Written by Simon Dillon

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Novelist and Short Story-ist. Film and Book Lover. If you cut me, I bleed celluloid and paper pulp. Blog: www.simondillonbooks.wordpress.com

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