How about Derek Jarman's Blue? A blue screen and a monologue about going blind due to AIDS. Pretentious twaddle or fascinating art installation piece?

I love all the "blue" movies you mentioned there, by the way.

I'm just going to leave this link here, as I'm curious to know how you'd classify yourself. No prizes for guessing which I am (assuming you are familiar with my writing). :)

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