I actually thought they made a good pair, and I think I enjoyed this film a lot more than you did. Of course, it is ridiculous. No question there. But I think it's a lot more entertaining than some critics care to admit. Anyway, disagreement aside, this is well-written and incisive, as always. :)

My thoughts in full: https://medium.com/simon-dillon-cinema/film-review-argylle-43bf073c5ffc