I don't do star reviews. I finds them reductive and misleading. Nor do I fully comprehend why you used the Medium summoning spell to request the engagement of my critical faculties concerning the minutaie of your day (unless of course, you were missing me and just wanted a chat). However, I will state that in the course of reading this article, there was entertainment and amusement involved.

Some highlights:

"Extra-virgin, farm-slaughtered cows" - As vegan trolling goes, that's a solid 7/10.

"Meditati - zzzzzzzz - " - A chortle ensued at this juncture of reading.

Your a-e section in the 11am to 1pm is textbook ENFP and also provoked amusement.