I know that can't have been funny at the time, but I just laughed by backside off.

When they couldn’t find a pulse and saw my blood pressure was 40/10, they tried CPR, then hit me with the heart needle a la Uma in Pulp Fiction. I came to, pissed off and in pain, and slapped the paramedic right across the face.
Extreme Circumstances Teach Extremely Important Lessons
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Simon Dillon
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I know that can't have been funny at the time, but I just laughed by backside off.
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Written by Simon Dillon
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Novelist and Short Story-ist. Film and Book Lover. If you cut me, I bleed celluloid and paper pulp. Blog: www.simondillonbooks.wordpress.com
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