I see where this is going. Mel Gibson will eventually make a film about this famous grudge, but it in addition to beating you in the Thunderdome contest with a shirtless picture of Chris Evans, I'll also be responsible for the murder of your entire family, and the oppression of Texas. At which point, you will personally lead all of Texas in a spirited crusade to rise up against my oppressive tyranny. Title? Thunderdomeheart.