I sometimes talk to the ushers in the cinema (on the way in - never on the way out). They're a nice bunch, and as you can imagine I'm a familiar face to them. I'm sure I'm just as awkward as this at… - Simon Dillon

…at me. I continue, “Have you ever counted the number of times someone has said, ‘Thanks, you too’?” His eyes narrow into a glare as if to say, “What is wrong with you, woman? Did you sit alone in the high school lunchroom? Have you ever talked to an actual human before?”
How I Become More Awkward as I Age
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I sometimes talk to the ushers in the cinema (on the way in - never on the way out). They're a nice bunch, and as you can imagine I'm a familiar face to them. I'm sure I'm just as awkward as this at times. :)
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Written by Simon Dillon
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Novelist and Short Story-ist. Film and Book Lover. If you cut me, I bleed celluloid and paper pulp. Blog: www.simondillonbooks.wordpress.com
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