I wish they did, if they were, say, Carols from King's College Cambridge (sublime). But invariably, the run-up to Christmas involves the annual torment of retail workers (and to a lesser degree, customers) with Mariah Carey. That woman will have to answer to God for what she has done. In the meantime, I'm starting a campaign to have the use of Mariah Carey (and the other interminable pop suspects trotted out at this time of year - Slade, Shakin Stevens, etc) declared a crime against humanity by the International Court of Human Rights in The Hague.