I won't write an article, but here's a list of seven things I don't care for (off the top of my head).

1. Sport in general (especially golf)

2. Celine Dion and Country Music.

3. Cheese (except mozarella on pizza with pepperoni and jalapeno peppers, the alchemy of which for some reason renders the cheese edible).

4. Corporate "team building" events. Off the charts cringe factor.

5. Vodka (or paint stripper, as I call it).

6. Surprise visits from anyone.

7. Pets. I love animals in general, but I simply don't wish to have the responsibility of looking after them.