If ever a song deserved to be cast into the fires of Mount Doom, it's that one.

…here’s still that …here’s still that 1% chance it would work. Jimmy-the-single-male-coworker can be your test subject. If he starts serenading you with All I Want for Christmas is You, you’ll know the witch was legit.
Your Singlehood is Appalling and Tragic. Fix It Before Christmas.
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Simon Dillon
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Dec 14, 2024
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If ever a song deserved to be cast into the fires of Mount Doom, it's that one. Mariah Carey will one day have to answer to God for this song.
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Written by Simon Dillon
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Novelist and Short Story-ist. Film and Book Lover. If you cut me, I bleed celluloid and paper pulp. Blog: www.simondillonbooks.wordpress.com
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