I'm so glad you wrote this. I absolutely despise - with a burning passion - influencer nitwits who spout this utter bollocks. I'm reminded of a meme where some ghastly narcissist is in the top half, with the quote about having the same 24 hours. Beneath her is an image of the grown-ups from The Simpsons, all glaring, with the caption: "Adults with responsibilities".

So yes, they can all take a long walk off a short pier.