Is Die Hard a Christmas film? I suppose, but as I said in my recent newsletter for Fanfare, this silly annual debate detracts from proper discussion of Die Hard's merits as a great action film.

That's why we prohibited articles like this in Fanfare this month.

That's why this article sets a terrible example to all Fanfare writers, especially as a Fanfare editor and Knight of the Dillon Empire. You have gone rogue.

All I will say for now is this article will have consequences in the Imperium. Look out for Dillon Picks later this month, for the full wrath of the Dillon Empire.