It did seem to take a bloody eternity.

Also, do my eyes deceive me, or is there no mention of Bruce Springsteen in this article? Who are you, and what have you done with Paul Combs?

Admittedly you have omitted Springsteen in at least one of your articles in the past, so perhaps I should give you the benefit of the doubt and not assume you've been taken over by an alien doppelganger.