I've not tried it, but as an unrepentent carnivore I will say this: Flaccid bacon is an abomination.

…t-based diet. Obviously, I didn’t when this photo was taken. And it was freaking fantastic. (Dude — chocolate-dipped bacon is everything). And you know what? That’s okay. It’s not what I would call “on-brand,” but it’s completely okay.
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I've not tried it, but as an unrepentent carnivore I will say this: Flaccid bacon is an abomination. Glad to see the bacon in that picture looks nice and crispy.
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Novelist and Short Story-ist. Film and Book Lover. If you cut me, I bleed celluloid and paper pulp. Blog: www.simondillonbooks.wordpress.com
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