Mariana Trench?

…iful and life-affirming — so many assholes in the world, and I may possibly be the biggest one. And even though I don’t currently don a Mariana’s Trench down there, I once had a guy tell me that I had the longest butt crack he’d ever seen.
I Resolve To Stop Being So Judgmental When Seeing Random People’s Butt Cracks
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Lindsay Rae Brown
Simon Dillon
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Jan 1, 2022
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Mariana Trench? Your euphemisms for butt cracks are going to end up rivaling your vagina euphemisms.
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Written by Simon Dillon
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Novelist and Short Story-ist. Film and Book Lover. If you cut me, I bleed celluloid and paper pulp. Blog: www.simondillonbooks.wordpress.com
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