No thanks. I would never visibly rule. I'd be the puppet master in the shadows, pulling the strings of visible leaders. A bit like Voldemort, J Edgar Hoover, or those monstrous Orwellian loonies at the World Economic Forum.

But actually, beyond being an interesting academic exercise, world domination ambitions are very passe. Far too much like hard work. I prefer to create art, and my ambition is to succeed therein.