Obviously, you were going to pick this one. A fine argument, sir. I especially like the part about your daughter being "raised right". :)

If I'd been participating in this prompt (I wouldn't, because music is such a subjective experience), I'd have probably gone for one of the following from the 1980s:

KC and the Sunshine Band - Give it up

Bananarama - Cruel Summer

Don Henley - Boys of Summer

Obviously, I believe in a secret ballot. However, you might find an increase in votes for your article. I make no admissions. I merely put a case to you (as Jaggers did to Pip in Great Expectations).