OK. Well, I share this with no joy, as normally I adore big romantic epics (see the second article I've linked to here, as evidence). But Legends of the Fall? Nope. I desperately wanted to like it, but...

https://medium.com/illumination/why-the-best-tragedies-are-funny-7143d492698a

Evidence of my love for big romantic epics (again, I desperately wanted to love Legends of the Fall):

https://fanfare.pub/my-ten-favourite-romantic-dramas-38185df439f7