Once again, I'm crying with laughter. In fact, I'm close to peeing myself with laughter.

There I’d be crying this unnerving monotoned yell, “Ahhhhhh. Ahhhhhh. Ahhhhhh.” Shifting my eyes ever so slightly down to my crotchal area, desperately trying to tell someone, anyone, that a cricket had set up camp in the not-so-secret crevice that is my lady flower.
Five Ways My Family Reminds Me I’ve Forgotten My Country Roots
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Lindsay Rae Brown
Simon Dillon
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Jul 14, 2021
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Once again, I'm crying with laughter. In fact, I'm close to peeing myself with laughter.
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Written by Simon Dillon
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Novelist and Short Story-ist. Film and Book Lover. If you cut me, I bleed celluloid and paper pulp. Blog: www.simondillonbooks.wordpress.com
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