Sentences like these are why I know your novel will be brilliant. :)

Ingrid, my allegedly good muse, whose name I have to make up because she refuses to tell me her actual one since “we don’t know each other like that yet,” is not a lot of help against anti-muse Flounder-Dude, whose name I also don’t know because he’s just too lazy to tell me. When my mind starts to wander toward things like YouTube cat videos or a nice nap, she simply blas…
I’m Writing Now, But I Still Constantly Think of Cool New Reasons to NOT Write
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Sentences like these are why I know your novel will be brilliant. :)
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Written by Simon Dillon
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Novelist and Short Story-ist. Film and Book Lover. If you cut me, I bleed celluloid and paper pulp. Blog: www.simondillonbooks.wordpress.com
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