Some observations.

1. This is hilarious and brilliantly written.

2. I don't have daughters, so have also been spared in this respect, although quite honestly, I suspect any father/daughter dynamic in the Dillon Empire would have been different to a mother/daughter dynamic in any case. I suspect I may have gone the insanely overprotective route, with compulsory self-defence classes, and some proper, old-school menacing of potential boyfriends. I'm sure my wife would have balanced this by being more reasonable.