Sorry, but a memoir of my life is never, ever going to happen. There are some things in my past (and that of my parents and a few others) that I'm taking to the grave, with good reason. As far as my life is concerned, I'm quite happy for it to be forgotten. My novels are another matter. I'd love those to be remembered, no question. :)

However, I am interested in hearing about your life in more detail. :)