That sounds like an amusing piss-take of an article.

One small tweak: It isn't that I don't agree that Die Hard is a Christmas film. It's that I couldn't give twin defecations either way, as it is totally beside the point. It irks me that discussion of one of the greatest action thrillers ever made gets relegated to a banal, ridiculous, skull-implodingly irrelevant annual debate on whether it is a Christmas film. Die Hard deserves better, dammit.