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3. Ask your sister if all of her five children plan on becoming preachers. This may seem an odd question, but if you live in states like Texas, Oklahoma, Louisiana, or several others, it is actually relevant. Assuming they’re not already homeschooled (which usually limits their career options from the start), the combination of banned books her children will never read combined with the new requirements that the Bible be taught in schools will almost certainly make that recruiter from IBM choose the applicant with the degree from Alpine Valley Technical College instead. This will be especially effective if any of her kids are girls; unless your sis is Pentecostal, it’s likely her church doesn’t allow women to preach.
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