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If your spouse asks, you pretend like you understand what’s happening but secretly you have no idea what’s going on. And there’s a short person speaking nonsense.

My Toddler’s Bedtime Routine Explained Through Popular Movie Plots
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Michael Quinn

Simon Dillon
Mar 14, 2024

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This is absolutely hilarious (I'm a huge fan of David Lynch). :)

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Simon Dillon
Simon Dillon

Written by Simon Dillon

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Novelist and Short Story-ist. Film and Book Lover. If you cut me, I bleed celluloid and paper pulp. Blog: www.simondillonbooks.wordpress.com

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