This is hilarious, and whilst I am very unlike you here (I find lists and deadlines invaluable - I self inflict the latter, as it genuinely helps me), I think it is absurd for people like me to try to inflict this sort of thing on people for whom it is unhelpful. My wife, for example, can't abide lists: "At first you think you're organised, but then they turn on you in a judgemental manner." (Zara Dillon on lists.)