This is the kind of thing I'd normally file under "more dumb shit on the internet", but if this kind of weapons grade stupidity is becoming more widespread due to nitwit influencer types and their ghastly ilk, then God help the human race. Thankfully, I got married back in about 1492 before the poisonous tidal wave of TwitTok social media idiocy and all that swipey-appy nonsense enabled pathologically stupid sociopaths to cluster together and affirm one another's delusional lunacy in adopting behaviour of this kind.

So here's my advice for anyone considering "testing" with this kind of manipulative bollocks: Don't. Anyone with a brain and any self-respect will leave you and napalm their bridges.

Excellent article, by the way.