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6:15 AM I awake to the dog licking my face. The dog, who regularly eats the raw chicken that falls on the floor during dinner prep and also loves to slurp up her own vaginal secretions, knows how much I enjoy being woken up in such a way.
Lindsay Rae Brown
Simon Dillon
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Novelist and Short Story-ist. Film and Book Lover. If you cut me, I bleed celluloid and paper pulp. Blog: www.simondillonbooks.wordpress.com
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