Well, let's be clear: Many girls turned my eye, but I have never been able to abide stupidity. Really, as a teenager, I required two things ahead of sexual interest: 1) The ability to hold intelligent, thoughtful conversation, and 2) A very dark and inappropriate sense of humour.

I suppose I also had a knack for seeking out those in the church youth groups with dirty minds and, er, let's just say a willingness to push boundaries (and in many cases, crash through them to spectacular effect). I'm not saying any more about that here though. Perhaps over a few beers some day.

By the way, if we ever meet up in real life, don't be surprised if you end up doing most of the talking, because I am far, far, far more interested in whatever you have to say. :)