What a brilliant sentence. Great article by the way, and most amusing. However, as a British Royalist (that's most of us, by the way, no matter how loud trendy republican types like to shout), I must point out that the correct title is Catherine, Princess of Wales, not "Kate Middleton". That's a bad habit lots of people (including people in the UK) need to get out of. Herendeth the point of order. :)