What the bloody hell is cartoon music, and why would that be an insult in any case? Blur spin-off Gorrilaz feature cartoon characters. Aqua were quite cartoony in their videos, I suppose, but they were smart and satirical bubble-gum pop.

As for Taylor Swift, I wouldn't call myself a huge fan, but I like some of her songs (especially Antihero). Ted Nugent really is talking out of his arse.